When our eyes meet
My heart begins to slow
i want you to hold my meat
But my mind says no

When our eyes meet again
I am filled with desire
Like a dying hen
Im burning in the fire

I get a hard on
I want to dance
Till the break of dawn
When I jizz my pants

I feel complete
When our eyes meet

-the steiner

my XXL q-tip

my cat sat on my lap while i was on my computer. after a while i picked her up and tried to move her. she gave me a warning meow as she usually does before she claws at you. I was trying to get her off my lap and she got mad at me. now she's ignoring me. what a cat.

maybe im crazy but recently i've been shocking myself all the time. Whenever i go to turn off a light or open a door a long white bolt of electricity shoots from my finger to the wall. it is terrible. I thought about it for a while and i've decided that it is probably because i walk around a carpeted house with socks on all day. so worth it

good luck to Jeff Buvinow and the Brown Bears at tonights game versus Harvard. They won last night. And good luck to the Gunnery Varsity Hockey team in the playoffs- we keep on pushing and we're tearing it up right now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz8wU9DdbqU

i normally could do without rage against the machines. this is incredible