a pouldergeist fucked with me last night. i fell asleep at 7am and woke up at noon. my water dispenser was on my desk, just as usual. the 5 galloon water jug was facing upright on my floor. no water was spilt.

my roommate just said "can i have more beers now?" in his sleep

christmas... i dont know what to ask for as a christmas present

Dr. B,

Since i think you're the only person who still knows about this website (and i don't mind that), what do you think i should ask for? I'm at a loss.

Ive been thinking about the blog recently, and i'm proud to say i finally found something to write about..

I couldn't sleep at all today. I went outside at around 6AM for a walk and it was so dark i could see orion's belt. I could just make out the shape of the mountains, but the mountains are almost always visible from my dorm. It's 6:25AM, December 19th, and a few minutes ago i was watching the office and searching for gift ideas when i was interrupted by my roommate, Alex, talking at an obnoxiously loud volume.
"What's up T.J.?"
I pulled my headphones out and grabbed a pen.
"I'm indestructible!"
I asked him who he was talking to. I wasn't sure if he was awake.
"Thomas Jones."
Nothing else has been said. I doubt anything else will, but ill be keeping my tape recorder in arm's reach.